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When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.
Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..
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A man that has a large belly, but after midnight it all turns into dick.
John has a large belly, but lucky for Deb it's a Cinderel..
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The van at a drug an alcohol rehab center that shuttles people in recovery to outside meetings.
"Everyone get in the Druggie Buggy..