Blof

What is Blof?

1.

Originated from the word "Blog," this was misspelled by an idiot. Its definition has since come to be known as:

To hit somebody and have them fall over or exclaim loudly.

Bob: You little bastard...

Joe: What you gonna do bitch?

Bob: I'm gonna blof you, ass.

Joe: You gonna what?

Bob: *blofs Joe*

Joe: Blof! *falls over*

See blof, blog, whack, hit, strike, bludgeon

2.

To burp, also known as belching, ructus or eructation, is the release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth. It is usually very audible. It originated from the sound Sandro makes while belching.

Sandro-*BLOF!*

Everybody-"Nice blof!!!"

See blof, burp, belch, eructation
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