Blogasm

What is Blogasm?


1.

The feeling you get when you check your blog stats and you see WAY more visitors than you expected.

"Dude, last night I wrote a new blog post about that crazy new action movie. This morning when I checked my stats and saw I had over 2,000 visits, I had a serious blogasm!"

See blog, excitement, thrill, fantastic

2.

Orgasming to an erotic blog.

Guy 1: yo, you read kayly's blog yet?

Guy 2: no, why?

Guy 1: dude, it's sooo freaking hot. I couldn't control my urge, I forced a blogasm on myself.

Guy 2: NICE!! im'a go home and read it too!

Assistant principal: Wow, i know what your talking about. I blogasmed three times last time to the very same article. IT'S SOOOO EROTIC!!!!!

Guy 2: never mind...

See erotic, blog, sex, orgasm


96

Random Words:

1. This is the opposite of a wind-chill factor. When it has been cold for a long time, and then there is a mild winter day, it feels a lot..
1. French for "Get your fucking mullet out of my face!" *Gets someones mullet caught in one's eyes* Response: Versevier!..
1. A rolodex where you keep your ho's phone numbers. Man, its about time for a booty call. Have you seen my ho-a-dex? See rolodex, ..