Bloitus

What is Bloitus?


1.

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.

Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?

Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

See coitus, blood, sex, vampire, bite

2.

'Bloitus' describes a particularly fine and enjoyable meal (particularly chicken dishes). The term has been in use since circa 1992, but is of very obscure etymology.

First diner: "How's your chicken chasseur, Marcus?"

Second diner: "Mmmm . . . . bloitus!"

See chicken, delicious, yummilicious, food, meat


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