Bloitus

What is Bloitus?


1.

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.

Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?

Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

See coitus, blood, sex, vampire, bite

2.

'Bloitus' describes a particularly fine and enjoyable meal (particularly chicken dishes). The term has been in use since circa 1992, but is of very obscure etymology.

First diner: "How's your chicken chasseur, Marcus?"

Second diner: "Mmmm . . . . bloitus!"

See chicken, delicious, yummilicious, food, meat


43

Random Words:

1. An instrument used for smoking marijuanna. A tubular shaped pipe opened on both ends with the bowl located near the far end on top. Also..
1. A slang term reffering to the act of sexual intercourse. Or the act of hijacking vagina. "Dude, you smell like ass, have you been ..
1. To describe trouble, problems, or just plain old bullshit. "Girl, all that gossip is some straight up vineger." See trouble,..