Bloke Flu

What is Bloke Flu?


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The opposite of bird flu. It only affects males- and symptoms include having a running nose an "a bit of a headache".

Nevermind bird flu! Have you heard about the bloke flu epidemic? The "bloke flu" epidemic has been round for years: It renders the unfortunate man bed ridden and usesless. The only cure- lucozade and TV under a duvet.

See bird flu, man flu, influenza, man cold


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