Bloke Wash

What is Bloke Wash?

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,

Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink

Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

Fistival

1. The unlikely event of joyous consensual fisting between two adults Bruce: let's go back to my bungalow for a fistival the likes of..

Corn Rubbed

1. When a person rolls their corn-on-the-cob in a stick of butter Instead of using a knife to put butter on her corn, Chris corn rubbed he..

Lo9l

1. this is the new word for "lol." Wow, you're such a noob! lo9l! See lol, lo0l, l0l, laugh out loud..

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