Bloke Wash

What is Bloke Wash?

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,

Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink

Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

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