Bloked

What is Bloked?

1.

the act of getting eaten out by a burley english man

"like omg, i got bloked last night!"

"you lucky fuck mook, i havent gotten bloked in for eber!"

"yea well what can i say? i have a thing for burley english men"

"yea but this dutch guy tried to bloke me and i was like 'dude, ur not an englishmen! and one more, YOUR NOT EVEN SLIGHTY BURLEY!'"

"oh. that sucks"

2.

The Mixture of Baked&Blown , The act of smoking massive amounts of stanky stank, being so high your to the point of Feeling drunk off your ass

" Ahhhhh Man Im SO BLOKED"

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