Bloked

What is Bloked?

1.

the act of getting eaten out by a burley english man

"like omg, i got bloked last night!"

"you lucky fuck mook, i havent gotten bloked in for eber!"

"yea well what can i say? i have a thing for burley english men"

"yea but this dutch guy tried to bloke me and i was like 'dude, ur not an englishmen! and one more, YOUR NOT EVEN SLIGHTY BURLEY!'"

"oh. that sucks"

2.

The Mixture of Baked&Blown , The act of smoking massive amounts of stanky stank, being so high your to the point of Feeling drunk off your ass

" Ahhhhh Man Im SO BLOKED"

11

Random Words:

Zarrr

1. 1) The noise a Zara monster makes; 2) An affectionate way to refer to Ms. Mughal Zarrr I will miss you when you go to indonesia!..

Urbandic

1. The act of looking a word up on urban dictionary. The "dic" is pronounced like dick. Hey man what does that word mean? I dun..

Ubermac

1. Taking 2 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds and smacking them together to make one, four-pattied, uber cheesey, greased up burger. Sid..