Blokedance

What is Blokedance?


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The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it.

The dance of real men. SensitiveNew-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.

This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.

There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.

#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat

#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.

This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.

SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.

The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.

As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the floor or "dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug, superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.

See bloke, man, unco, aussie, australian, wise man, sage


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