Blomp Edit Meaning

1.

much like the glomp known by anime fans, but without the pouncing start. Included in the Risembool Ranger Dictionary.

I have given the Führer a blomp!

See blomp, glomp, hug, love, bloomp

2.

A more appropriate sounding word for a blimp and its general movement

The blomp blomped around above the stadium.

See blimp, derigible, balloon, airplane, bubble

3.

Blomp is that annoying substance you get after a hard day at either work/college/school etc...

It sits inside your ass crack, and smells soo bad it makes a nun cry.

Basically if you havent wiped properly, or just couldnt be arsed, you get BLOMP at the end of the day, when the remainder of the shit mixes with the natural sweat and begins BLOMP!

'Jesus christ, that was a hard day at work'

'Yea man, boss made us do a shit load of papers!'

'One sec, need the toilet'

*In Toilet*

'ARRR SHIT!!'

'What ISIT?!?!?'

'I GOT BLOMP MAN!!'

See blomp, shit, piss, asian, nigger, bolton, ross, buchanan, scotland, sick, flying, v, corpse, munging

4.

fat belly made of pudge

if someone has a blomp it means they have fat-ish belly but they are not actually overweight.