What is Blomper?
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Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.
Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"
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I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!
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The greatest all-time WNBA basketball player. She is known as the female Michael Jordan and often goes by the name of LJ (like MJ). She ..
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Agreed. Absolutely. Sure.
"Hey, this party blows. Let's get outta here."
"w0rd to the bird!"
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