Blomper

What is Blomper?

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"

Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

Or

I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

See blowjob, felatio, gums, deuce, dump

Evert

1. crapping in public / passing solids in the street Lads go without me i need Evert - drop off the kids at the park See poo, crap, shit..

Peter Checker

1. One who checks peters Misty got caught in the lunchroom checking Rick's peter. What a little peter checker! See peter, checker, p..

One Shit Wonder

1. While taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of shit that amazes the human eye. Although, this will be the only..

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