What is Blomper?
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Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.
Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"
Or
I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!
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one of many "Smitty-isms"... see also touche
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A tool used in constructing large-scale residential projects in ghetto-like areas.
A gabelstapler was brought into Compton to construct..
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pouring of any alcohol of choice down the crack of a butt, and someone recieving the drink at the bottom end.
Chris enjoyed the valleys..
