What is Blomper?
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Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.
Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"
Or
I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!
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Gay + Anal + Orgasm in one word.
I'm so gay I had an awesome gaynalgasm last night!
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when the vagina is offered up on a platter complete with a big juicy pattie.
"mmmmmmmm. i was so hungry that V-platter pattie fill..
