Blomper

What is Blomper?

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"

Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

Or

I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

See blowjob, felatio, gums, deuce, dump

Geeker

1. a crack addict with the characteristically fast walk and glazed eyes. Joey: look at that geeker bitch all zoned out, she needs help. M..

Eligibilize

1. The act of making someone, or a group of people, eligible for something. If the State would only frickin' eligibilize more childre..

Chizzonged

1. like fanjoed, except strictly just stoned. derivative of chonged (as in cheech and chong). i'm so chizzonged i can't get up!..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Blomper Edit Meaning