Blomper

What is Blomper?

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"

Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

Or

I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

See blowjob, felatio, gums, deuce, dump

Raskin

1. Especially cool, hip, or likeable. Origin unknown -- possibly suburban South. The new Z-car is raskin. I'm gettin' one when I..

Zizow

1. when one derives the Mizz ziz from the oreoz yo zif-iffel! dont zizow on all my snacks Bitch See Sloth..

Kevin Sorbo

1. Noun- The main star of the television and movie series of Hercules, and the television series, Andromeda. Kevin Sorbo is responsible f..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Blomper Edit Meaning