Blomper

What is Blomper?

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"

Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

Or

I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

See blowjob, felatio, gums, deuce, dump

W&b

1. Short for Wake and Bake, which is the process of smoking a bowl or marijuana in general in the morning before going to work, school, etc..

Penis Probation

1. a word started when a group of girls got fed up w/ their men's behavior therefore set out to punish them! That's right! No hj&..

Trip To The Dentist

1. Spitting in someones drink.(Season 1 Veronica Mars) Dont piss off the waiter otherwise he may give you a trip to the dentist. See spit..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Blomper Edit Meaning