What is Blomper?
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Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.
Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"
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I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!
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Born 1925 Died 1966
One of the pioneers of shock comedy - and comedy altogether. Performed material that would be risque today but did..
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Swiss last name. THE DANKEST
Girl: Hey is that guy over there a Schuppisser?
Guy: Yea he's so sick!
See hunter, swiss, dank, uni..