What is Blomper?
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Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.
Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"
Or
I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!
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This word is kind of an inside joke. It means everything. So you can say it at any time and it can mean anything you want. ^^
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a fucker of all things cute and/or cuddly.
someone who repeatily fucks their kitten.
mrs.stewert is such a kittenfucker.
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an unsigned indie band from Atlanta. Relies heavily on ambience and spaciousness to hold together there unique sound.
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