Blomper

What is Blomper?

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"

Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

Or

I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

See blowjob, felatio, gums, deuce, dump

Vsl

1. Vagina sucking lips, kind of like DSL(Dick sucking lips) but opposite. Amanda says I have DSL, but it really means VSL. See ebeh, bad ..

Quamidders

1. The remnants of crackers left in the bottom of the box. I just ate a handfull of quamidders! See cracker, quamidders, remnants, bottom..

Pants Clowned

1. To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated. Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...

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