What is Blomper?
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Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.
Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"
Or
I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!
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Do.Not.Give.A.Fuck
-Yo did you want to see that movie.
-I, D.N.G.A.F.
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totally gone; flagged
yo for real, he is kerplopzed!
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A discusting trailer trash white person who's half wigger, half hillbilly.
"Those people in space #2 are straight billywigger..