What is Blomper?
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Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.
Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"
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I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!
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The remnants of crackers left in the bottom of the box.
I just ate a handfull of quamidders!
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To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.
Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...