Blompkin

What is Blompkin?

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

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Dick Paper

1. The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum. Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe. Girl: Ooo..

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