Blompkin Edit Meaning

1. To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock. I saw this Secretary of S..

1. A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This ..

1. A nauseating way to describe the waste mucus found in and around the eyes. Often when removing the mucus from the eye it can stretch out..