Blompkin

What is Blompkin?

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

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Volume Officer

1. one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex..

Earcrack

1. Talentless, poppy, insanely catchy muzak that despite being utterly shitty, you can't help but like. Mindless Myspace Man: "D..

Boy-clit

1. A Ridiculously small penis. Sarcasm, so small it looks like a woman's clitoris. Your girlfriend's angry at you and at a ver..

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