Blomster

What is Blomster?

Sub-par performance of oral sex performed on a male member.

Harrison was going to sleep in Owen's room, but Owen was receiving a blomster and locked the door.

See sloppy head, blowjob, oral sex, head, 69

Kaffs

1. Shortened from kaffies a polariterm for trousers. 'He was wearing zebra print kaffs with pink go faster stripes!!!' See kaff..

Mattressdango

1. Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella. Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango. See top, hat, sex, u..

Armpit Willy

1. When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits..

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