Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Zjardi

1. A facialadministered to a woman while her child is in the same room. The Zjardi didn't wake little Timmy up. See goon..

Eye Hump

1. to think about fucking a woman while looking at her Hey Jim! Stop eye humping my wife!..

Jhaafum

1. Considered by many to be the excellence of companionship. This mighty critter, although has limited eyesight, has the ability to feed on..

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