Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Naa

1. No Ass Assiciation. People (usually girls) who have no asses (completely flat on the ass area) and join to rebel against those with ass..

Zomgroflmfaocopterskaterz!

1. A leet speak exclamation. Direct translation from 1337sp34k to English: Z-Oh My God, Roll on Floor Laughing my Fat Ass Off, Copter (as ..

Kyoho

1. Filipino slang for bad odor. That guy smells like grbage. He is ultra kyoho...

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