Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Mked

1. To be "Mortal Kombated". AS in, punched/kicked/hit/etc. SO HARD that you flip and/or fly through the air, just as an uppercut ..

Dognog

1. Post holiday egg nog served in a bowl to the boss's dog under a workers desk. He let his dog run around the office again today so ..

Nearsay

1. closely related to hearsay. when a word or phrase that is neither denied or correct but could be either. John's promotion is near..

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