Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

A Pickle

1. Something that doesn't come out right, or something that is ugly. That Broad Look a pickle See Angel..

Quatz

1. A person (Male or Female) who plays Halo on xbox live and screams in a Elmo type voice. It is not a Quatz unless it is holding a shotgun..

Dank Muffin

1. the coolest of cool, the steezyest, most legit "that kids such a dank muffin." See super cool, amazing, great..

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