Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Znark

1. to steal and/or wear out/use up; especially other peoples stuff, slang, or phrases. Dont znark my phrases man. Did you just znark my g..

Grangercide

1. The act of severely injuring Hermione Granger from the popular Harry Potter series by JK Rowling to within an inch of her life. This h..

Zip-smack

1. The act of unzipping ones pants and smacking somone across the face with a flacid or erect penis. Yo ass-hole if you don't shut th..

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