Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

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Gambool

1. To gamble in a wild and high-variance fashion. Often applied to loose and aggressive play in poker, or by poker player to other forms of..

Splitsplat

1. v. The action of releasing love juices on the head of a woman of age in which the scalp is being revealed by a bald. (splat on the split..

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