Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Monday Banger

1. Term used by people who are drinking booze on Monday but aren't alcoholics. Peter: Wow, fucking drinking on Mondays? Drunk. Justi..

W00tm0053

1. Wootmoose w-OO-TE MOO-CE n. a. More commonly spelt, w00tm0053. b. Used in conjection with, Hot Pockets. c. A term for someone tha..

Noosh

1. A slang term for lunch but is also applicable when talking about a snack. "Do you want to go get some noosh?" See noosh, nos..

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