What is Blonch?
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When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.
"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"
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to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness
-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.
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A person, living in the United States, who thinks that you should support the US government no matter what, unless a democrat is in offi..
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The internal battery which gives a man his "Ups" and "Downs"
*BOING* (The Boner Battery was clearly doing its job)..
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A condition caused by shagging a skinny or anorexic woman.
If a woman is very skinny and /or has no ass, she can cause 'lint balls..
