Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Tongue Dart

1. when a dirty girl or your h-o-m-o partner proceeds to jetison their tongue deep into your balloon knot, dirt road, anus,leather donut A..

1one

1. Part of the internet language 1337 speak. Usually said after a sentence to add 1337-ness. Can I haz reconzorz?1one See 1one, zorz, 13..

Off The Cube

1. 1. Very Real and Very Tight; 2. Best of the of Best while keepin it real; equivalent expression: off the chain; 3. History: descriptive..

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