Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Uranis

1. the reflection of your face in the mirror. I see uranis in your face. 2. planet Uranis is green..

Zoette

1. a female of haitian decent term is used rather than zoe, which identifies a male of haitian decent my nigga a zoe, and im his zoette ..

Honbag

1. glasgweigan word for a gay man, said "hawnbag", used to illustrate the female characteristcs of a gay man comes from handbag -..

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