Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Alavi

1. a really dumb person, characterized by asiatic looks and egg-shaped face when crying Wow, that kid with down syndrome looks alavi. See..

L_e_d_zep

1. A fag of a human being that goes around trolling everyone he can find on the IRC network called SwiftIRC. He used to be the owner of a g..

Zaza.

1. zaza: another word for dumbass neg, don't be such a zaza. See dumbass, dumbfuck, zaza, etc...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Blonch Edit Meaning