What is Blonch?
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When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.
"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"
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to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness
-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.
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Use to describe someone or a something performed that has been taken very seriously and with lots of dedication. Name originated from e..
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A person shits inside an air conditioner as he or she is leaving a hotel. The next person to use it will no doubt put his or her face up..
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a person who masterbates, gets themselves "off", or the like
Wow, did you see that quick slip. Yeah, I can't believe tha..
