What is Blonch?
1.
When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.
"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"
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2.
to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness
-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.
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what you call someone who makes you laugh and is right fit
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fried food (such as an onion ring or chicken tender) found in your container of french fries at any fast food restaurant
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