Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Zouming

1. to reflect apon others, 2: the move fastly the suns light was zouming on the town. 2: the car was zhouming down the highway See zoo..

Feuching

1. the act of two women pressing their vulvas together during sex. i walked in on my mom and her girlfriend feuching, and i'm scarred..

New Ass

1. New - That which is not old. Ass - Something for everone to pound on. New Ass - Someone that is not old and is there for everyone to e..

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