Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Ethaniel

1. 1.A flirtations male who plays guitar, is good at acting, and likes long walks on the beach with crabs. 2. The act of super gluing ones..

Zelko

1. The drink of choice for kids in the College Park area. Around $10 a handle for some of the most quality (sike sike) vodka you'll f..

Zooicide

1. the act of tormenting or acting like food for caged, dangerous animals. (like in a zoo) acting a douche, usually trying to impress your ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Blonch Edit Meaning