What is Blonch?
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When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.
"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"
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to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness
-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.
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When you stick a finger up your ass,then wipe it under an unsuspecting persons nose (along the upper lip perhaps).
Tache from moustache..
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Originating in N.Ireland this is a way of describing a skank.
Dont go near her, she is a real "dirt blurt".
See blurt, skank..
