What is Blonch?
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When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.
"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"
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2.
to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness
-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.
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A science based on an ancient system of divination, consisting primarily of pulling a horoscope out of one's ass.
During my first ..
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The act of squirting or even shooting extremely runny diarrhea over a horizontal distance of at least 2 meters.
Craig shot his diarrhea..
