Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Cuddledud

1. girls who won't put out on dates. That ho is a real cuddledud, she won't give up the pootang. See dicktease, cockblocker, co..

Vagene'

1. a vagene' is a girls private area its also known as a vagina or a pune girl: "your vagene' looks quite nice tonight"..

Yupmo

1. A cross between a yuppie and an emo. "Anyone who shops at Hot topic while drinking coffee from Starbucks, is probably a yupmo"..

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