Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Kissle

1. One of the more famous characters of the Jerky Boys. Kissle is a WWII (double you double you two) veteran who loves to rag on his wife ..

Flamingo Dick

1. Uncleaned uncircumsized crab infested penis that is tiny and is atached to a guy named dave hurd. His nasty dick looks like a flamingo..

Dup Stick

1. penis,dildo,strap on,ass plug,banana,cucumber,ect. chris turk likes dup sticks in his ass. See dup, stick, chris, turk, rape, ass..

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