Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Antimate

1. A bad friend, someone stabbing you in the back in public, highlighting negative sides about your character or just a douche. On IRC. #..

Kryptic

1. 21:52:02 Kryptic> Kryptic>>>>One who slaps himself stupid. <- he even said so himself * Kryptic slaps himself stupid ..

Shakka

1. When one takes their hand and using their thumb holds down their ring finger of the same hand, leaving the index, middle and pinky finge..

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