What is Blonch?
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When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.
"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"
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2.
to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness
-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.
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Phrase used to make fun of clueless noob teenyboppers. Must contain two Is or two exclamation points, but not both.
Noob: teh skyy iz b..
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Biggest and baddest rulers of the planet.
man: Hey who put this giant control device in my wive's head?
Wife: Lets go smash some ..
