Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Vespinity

1. Used to describe the area within the travelling distance of a scooter (Vespa) Vespa+vicinity=vespinity Wendy's is too far to walk..

Petertang

1. a monkey known to have giant scoopies and in love with bananas. native to cpzzz god damn petertang, all you want to do is game on cod5 ..

O-|--<

1. a stick person if you look at it sideways. o-|--< stick person of DOOM See stick, person, doom, sideways, side..

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