What is Blonch?
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When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.
"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"
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2.
to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness
-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.
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a word or phrase made up just to annoy the shit out of someone.
Oh yeah he was just saying that as an imaginary muffin.
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A creative way to express laughing out loud, or LOL.
Dude: "Oh man did you see that guy smash his face on that wall? classic...&qu..
