What is Blonch?
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When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.
"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"
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2.
to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness
-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.
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Noun
Emotional and physical state preceding the act of carsturbation.
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My one true love.
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A fight between two people; one trying to send a racey message to another person, the other person not wanting the message sent.
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