Blonch

What is Blonch?

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"

"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

See cum, ejaculate, sperm, semen

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.

-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

See blonch, red, blush, face, clothes

Assclay

1. A very very very thick and rank smelling bowl movement. That assclay smells! See shit, poo, crap, poop, evil..

W3n

1. 1337, or d00d 5p33k for "win", spelled "wen" to purposely sound like a retard. Incorrect grammar must be used in a ..

Cromulent

1. Used in an ironical sense to mean legitimate, and therefore, in reality, spurious and not at all legitimate. Assumes common knowledge of..

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