What is Blond Pineapple Of Death?


1.

a middle-age or older woman who generally wreaks havoc, but with a smile on her face while doing it; typically (but not limited to) southern housewife; can ruin your entire day with one well-timed zinger, again delivered with a charming white smile of gorgeous veneers done by one of her husband's golf buddies. most often spotted at ladies' tea rooms and/or talbots, and can easily be recognized by the perfect blond coif, and usually (but not always) a shrill voice.

I ran in Talbot's today to pick up a sweater, and the blond pineapple of death rang me out. Sheesh.

See women, mother, busybody, gossip


56

Random Words:

1. Egal is an archaic word meaning equal. Egal is also a German adverb roughly meaning "all the same." It is used by Germans to e..
1. Bowtle another word for a bad kid or a noob OMG, ur such a bowtle See noob, bad kid, halo 3, noobie..
1. Pronunciation: RAH-feeks Function: Verb TO GET BUCK WILD. Sometimes referring to the phrase, get stupid, or go dumb. To fake the funk,..