What is Blond Pineapple Of Death?


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a middle-age or older woman who generally wreaks havoc, but with a smile on her face while doing it; typically (but not limited to) southern housewife; can ruin your entire day with one well-timed zinger, again delivered with a charming white smile of gorgeous veneers done by one of her husband's golf buddies. most often spotted at ladies' tea rooms and/or talbots, and can easily be recognized by the perfect blond coif, and usually (but not always) a shrill voice.

I ran in Talbot's today to pick up a sweater, and the blond pineapple of death rang me out. Sheesh.

See women, mother, busybody, gossip


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