What is Blond-chippy-cum-rack?
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That particular type of irritatingly gleeful yet still distinctly porkable bubbly blonde one sees on yoga ads and sites such as happier
Note (as if it's possible not to) the blond-chippy-cum-rack on the happier front page and the smarmy-unto-death quote from Seligman. That fuck.
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An inexpensive, intoxicating beverage made from cheap vodka and either Kool-Aid or an additional dirt-cheap Fruit Juice like substance.
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