What is Blond-chippy-cum-rack?
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That particular type of irritatingly gleeful yet still distinctly porkable bubbly blonde one sees on yoga ads and sites such as happier
Note (as if it's possible not to) the blond-chippy-cum-rack on the happier front page and the smarmy-unto-death quote from Seligman. That fuck.
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A fictional month. Used to convey uncertainty and fictitious ambiguity.
When is that product due to arrive? Octebruary?
See eleventeen..
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When a woman masturbates.
Think of the sound made when mixing macaroni around...
