Blonde Envy

What is Blonde Envy?

1. There are two kinds of people in the world, those that are true blondes and those who wish they are.

2. Women who mistake IQ with hair color and use it as a basis for criticism.

3. Men who ask their girlfriends to dye their hair blonde.

Mark told his wife that she would be sexier if she lightened her hair, he has blonde envy.

See blonde, blond, brunette, envious, jealous

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Squrtle

1. A person so ugly they look like a squirrel and a turtle. Girl look at that SQURTLE See ugly, trifflin, busted, nasty, yuck..

Nurshey

1. the feeling you get when you see something so cute like a puppy or a baby and want to pinch its cheeks or squeeze it to death. the emo..

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