Blonde Envy

What is Blonde Envy?

1. There are two kinds of people in the world, those that are true blondes and those who wish they are.

2. Women who mistake IQ with hair color and use it as a basis for criticism.

3. Men who ask their girlfriends to dye their hair blonde.

Mark told his wife that she would be sexier if she lightened her hair, he has blonde envy.

See blonde, blond, brunette, envious, jealous

Yiduk

1. An exclamation used by farmers while driving and a duck is in the way. "Get out of the way, yiduk!"..

Hoosiers

1. People who live in the state of Indiana, also there's a lotto called Hoosier Lotto. Hoosiers are people who live in Indianna Thos..

Kahounas

1. Normally referred as big kahounas, kahounas being indentified as the testicles. Used mostley to measure machoness. Bubba, you've g..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Blonde Envy Edit Meaning