Blonde Envy

What is Blonde Envy?

1. There are two kinds of people in the world, those that are true blondes and those who wish they are.

2. Women who mistake IQ with hair color and use it as a basis for criticism.

3. Men who ask their girlfriends to dye their hair blonde.

Mark told his wife that she would be sexier if she lightened her hair, he has blonde envy.

See blonde, blond, brunette, envious, jealous

Car Jacked

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Julirose

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Noobshaft

1. A total dickhead with no soul. An utter idiot. Danny is a noobshaft. See idiot, git, dickhead, douchebag, moron, asshole, devil..

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