What is Blonde Moment?
1.
when a pretty blonde girl does something steriotypically "blonde" ie: walking into a pole, not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people, and/or saying lots of "likes" in the same sentence
oh my god, i like totally had a blonde moment, i just tripped over your dog and then i landed on your boyfriends penis...sorry
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2.
A flash of momentary stupidity.
"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."
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3.
when a girl,not always blonde acts stupid,or naive sometimes,turning into a stereotypical blonde
Guy:Have you thought about the mysteries in life?
Girl in blonde moment:Yes,like why the orange isn’t an apple.
Guy:...
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4.
You ever felt really stupid for an instant? Yeah, that was blonde moment.
Example of a blonde moment:
Jeff: "What station is that?"
Dan: "97.5"
Jeff: "Is that V103?"
5.
Something that happens to someone (who is not always blonde) that makes them feel dumb.
Brunette: Could you grab the olive oil for me?
Blonde: ohhhh...olive oil like OLIVES!!! Is olive oil made from olives??!
Brunette: duh. are you retarded?
Blonde: no, that was just a blonde moment.
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6.
The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an other wise intelligent person temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.
Person 1 (age 25): I can't find my eye glasses.
Person 2: They are on your head!
Person 1: Must have been having a blonde moment.
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7.
I am a blonde, k. And I am very intelligent. But, like all blondes, I have blonde moments. Also called a BM
Blonde moments are brief periods of
1.) Upmost Stupidity
2.) Talking Bollocks
3.) Being Slow on The Uptake
4.) Stupid Randomess
Example Of Blonde Moment 1.) Upmost Stupidity
Blonde Person: Whats the time?
Normal Person: Its time you got a watch
Blonde Person: *Shows watch* But I alredy have one.
Example Of Blonde Moment 2.) Talking Bollocks
This one is really hard to explain unless you actually do it or see someone doing it. Its can also be jumbling your words up.
Normal Teacher: Whats a alliteration
Blond Person: Its one of those poems where deres a word going down and de lines starting from da letters. *thinks* No thats Acrostic Poems
Other Student: Miss shes talking bollocks again!
Blond: Must of been a BM
Example Of Blonde Moment 3.) Being Slow On The Uptake
Friend 1: Noo Katie you cant come on the bus to the town with us
Friend 2: Yeah we aint got enough money to pay for you
Blonde Person: I wil pay
Friend 1: Noo noo! Katie im sorry!
Blond Person: Honestly I will pay!
Friend 2 leans over and hisses: We dont want katie with us! We can afford it!
Blonde Person: Oh.... Bm!
Example Of Blonde Moment 4.) Stupid Randomness
Dude: Dudette your a cheeze muffin
*later that day*
Blonde person: OMG!!!! HE CALLED U A CHEEZE MUFFIN! OMFG OMFG HE LOVES YOU HE LUVS YOU!!!!
Everyone Else: Okayyyyyyy
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