Blonde Slap

What is Blonde Slap?

a slap issued to the back of the head , when a person of any hair colour has a blonde moment

'do boys have eyelashes'

'can you get sunburn from a cooker'

'are there buses in australia'

jocelyn comes back with a glass of cloudy water, jade says 'you should habe left the tap on longer' jocelyn replies' i put the tap on'

all these phrases owners have recieved a blonde slap.

See jocelyn, ginger, blonde, slap, faggot

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