Blonde Theory

What is Blonde Theory?

the theeory that men will choose a dumb blonde woman over a smart, educated woman.

Cheerleaders are perfect examples of the blonde theory.

See blonde, dumb, hoes, stupid, girls

Cougwhore

1. A cougwhore is a woman who *thinks* she is a cougar but is actually just an Old Whore. "Dude, way too many cougwhores down at the ..

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1. Monster with claws. Used when IMing friends. :Hi how are you?! :Pretty good! :Great! :And you? :I FELL MONSTROUS!! ( ")(..!.!...

Straddle Blasting

1. When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist,..

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