Blondeherring

What is Blondeherring?

To eye up a lass from behind thinking shes going to be beautiful but when she turns around shes a MINGER

"Oooh look at the arse on that"

"Shit no-Oh my God no she has face that reeks of Didcot and a Fairmile smile too"

Red Phone

1. The act of screening a call from family, a friend, or common acquaintance. Can have hazardous result depending upon the speed of the sc..

Parking Lot Hoe

1. A female that has sex with a random male in a parking lot. "You fucked that girl, Jordan?" "I took her to a deserted pa..

Oop Shit

1. When one tries to flatulate and defacates **grunt then farting noise** OOP SHIT! See shart, shit, fart, gamble and lose, poop, duke, ..

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