Blondephile

What is Blondephile?

A guy who prefers blondes and will not marry anyone but a blonde.

Where are all the girls? A blondephile would say this in a room full of beautiful brunettes.

Off Your Trumpet

1. Pretty drunk. Cunted you could say. Mate, you were off your trumpet last night. Feck. Did you see Wyatt? Nah neither did I See motorcy..

Ventrillobutt

1. One who possesses the uncanny (and deceptive) ability to emit farts that emerge in locations other than its actual source. "Someon..

Thrub

1. The area of skin between the thumb and forefinger. My gloves have developed gaping holes in the thrubs...

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