Blondephobiamitosis

What is Blondephobiamitosis?


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1: The fear that if you dye your hair blonde in any shade, your IQ will automatically drop to that of a boardslut.

2: If you're blonde than your brain cells change to something like marshmellows (which are lighter than air) and float right out of the top of your head-very scary to watch.

3: The way we brunettes act around the skanky blondes we all love and know.

Blonde: Like, wow, my nails are Peachy Keen Pink. Do you think, that, maybe, like, it might not, like, go with my, like eyelashes? Wait-do eyelashes even have a color. I want to dye mine purple like Barney. Cool...

Brunette: I think that I am going to kill myself-you're the stupidest person I know. I think I'm suffering from blondephobiamitosis.

See stupid, retarded, suicide, barney, blonde


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