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When a fucking human being freezes his or her turd and uses it for a dildo the next day.
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to place a warm, sandwich sized bag full of lotion in between your couch cushions; and, proceeding to make love to it.
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Flipping the On Switch is the act of going from lethargy to productivity, but more so in self-improvement than in other ventures, save f..