Blondpensate

What is Blondpensate?

A girl who is a dog in most aspects who dyes her hair blonde to compensate for her lack of looks.

Nikki from Big Brother, Jade Goody- in fact most of the big brother blondes. Method favoured by Chavettes.

"She dyes her hair- its a blatent blondpensate."

See dog, fugly, minger, tart, monger

Elboning

1. To fuck a girl with your elbow. My wrists were getting pretty tired, so I switched to some aggressive elboning. See sex, elbow, fistin..

Erections

1. hot steaming penis. usually steaming in the wind...

Spanky Humpler

1. the terrible thing that gets done to un-willing mothers by none other than kimbo slice... ben edwards mother received a huge spanky hum..

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