What is Bloner?
1.
A line of cocaine snorted from the surface of an erect penis.
The back of the toilet was too disgusting so I invited my boyfriend back to do a bloner.
That homo always dreamed about doing a bloner off a black cock.
After two martinis, that chick will be asking you for a bloner!
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2.
A bloner is a loaner boner. A person must go the boner bank and request a boner loan. If their boner-credit score is appropriately high, the loaner will be boned. f not, his boner will detained and possibly destroyed by court order at a later date. Once loaned, a loaned boner may be used for further loaning, or possibly even same-day boning.
Boner mortgages, while popular, are not always the solution and may cause boner bankruptcy in later years. Boner leases are less popular but are viewed to be a simpler boner solution.
"Your bloner is approved."
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