Blon-tina Edit Meaning

1. An extreme chat contraction for "I am going to" that takes "I'm gonna" to the next, shortest version. Then onc..

1. A way of saying something has just propeled off at a high speed. Did you see that Ferrari?! It just went zoomoosh!..

1. The opposite of an online date where the man turns out to be 3 inches shorter, has half as much hair and lives with his mom. And the gir..