Blood Before Brownies

What is Blood Before Brownies?

1.

After having a bowel movement, wiping your ass repeatedly until the toilet paper reveals a blood stain as opposed to even a hint of feces.

Michael: "Excuse me Greta, but I have to take a dump."

Greta: "Don't forget Michael, blood before brownies!"

See butt wipe, klingons, skids, skid marks, squirts, baking brownies, dingle berries

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