What is Bloodninja?
1.
The screen name for some guy who used to go around asking unsuspecting girls to
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
2.
An 'internet legend' who STOLE chat logs of funny "cyber sex gone wrong" text files from Fugly You can see the originals there.
From Fugly:
Bloodninja - Blood Ninja
The Legend Of Bloodninja
If you found this page while looking for Cyber Sex Gone Wrong, HARRR! Talk like a pirate, or the other IM conversations and chats that you thought were created by bloodninja, you've found them!
They were really created by the staff of Fugly and they are called The Fugly Victims.
Somebody stole a lot of them, changed the name in the conversation to bloodninja and then posted them all over the Internet. The conversations are all original materal, created by the staff of Fugly.
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