Bloodstache

What is Bloodstache?

1.

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?

Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?

Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?

Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*

Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

See hotwings, blood, cocaine, incest, nose

2.

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?

Robert: Nah, man. Why you think that?

Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?

Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*

Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

See blood, hotwings, mustache, cocaine, drugs
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