Bloodstache

What is Bloodstache?

1.

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?

Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?

Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?

Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*

Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

See hotwings, blood, cocaine, incest, nose

2.

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?

Robert: Nah, man. Why you think that?

Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?

Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*

Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

See blood, hotwings, mustache, cocaine, drugs
96

Random Words:

Bloopers
1. Nothing special enough to make an entertaining TV Show out of, trust me. Bring on the third series of Carnivale! "'And now....
Read more
Flying Fun
1. Flying Fun is a sex position designed for maximum effect. The giver is standing, with his arms stretched back holding the ankles of the ..
Read more
Lechman
1. A fat cow who is up tight and needs to get laid, and has orgasm over donuts. Sarah is such a lechman. Omg connie pulled a lechman See..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free