Bloody Buddy

What is Bloody Buddy?


1.

An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as Punching the Midget.

I had a hard day at work today but its nothing a good bloody buddy can't fix.

2.

Bloody Mary, the cocktail. Popularized by Adam Sandler and David Spade's sketch "Dude", in which a group of surfers, stoners, and ganstas get drunk and crash a train.

"How bout a Bloody, buddy?"

"Don't mind if I do."

3.

n. a discharging of blood, secretions, and tissue debris from the uterus that recurs in nonpregnant breeding-age primate females at approximately monthly intervals and that is considered to represent a readjustment of the uterus to the nonpregnant state following proliferative changes accompanying the preceding ovulation

Shit, I got my bloody buddy.

I can't fuck him because of my bloody buddy.

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