Bloody Crumpet

What is Bloody Crumpet?

When you give a girl oralwhen she's on her period.

Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!

Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?

See period, eating out, oral, vagina

When the tip of the dick, the crumpet, begins to bleed from over stimulation.

"That hoe last night went to hard and gave me the worst bloody crumpet."

See dick muffin, crumpet, pain, dome, head, blow job

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