What is Bloody Crumpet?
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When you give a girl
Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?
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When the tip of the dick, the crumpet, begins to bleed from over stimulation.
"That hoe last night went to hard and gave me the worst bloody crumpet."
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