Bloody Crumpet

What is Bloody Crumpet?

When you give a girl oralwhen she's on her period.

Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!

Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?

See period, eating out, oral, vagina

When the tip of the dick, the crumpet, begins to bleed from over stimulation.

"That hoe last night went to hard and gave me the worst bloody crumpet."

See dick muffin, crumpet, pain, dome, head, blow job

~:>

1. It's a smiley... Look at it it's a chicken! His name is Bill. jester: I dare you to tell that chick you have a hard on stev..

Hedging

1. The act of keeping an eye on the hedges and steps of shops etc on the way back from the pub/bar/nightclub, looking for girls so drunk th..

Rubenacker

1. A man that attaches himslef to another mans genitals. A parasite function to shadow yourself onto someone else. To be born with a huge h..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Bloody Crumpet Edit Meaning