Bloody Hamster

What is Bloody Hamster?


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A violent sex act in which the man has his 14 inch dick in the woman's freshly shaven cunt and he pulls out so fast that something mysteriously large and hairy flies out of her cooch and cracks its skull open, covered in blood, that bears an uncanny resemblance to an adult hamster.

Yo, Little Johnny, I heard you were all up in Little Suzy's cooter last night and you gave her a bloody hamster. Literally.

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