What is Bloody Martinez?
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The act that a woman performs when she inserts her own finger into her vagina during menstruation, then proceeds to wipe the finger across her partners upper lip, thus making a bloody reddish-brown smear resembling a moustache.
I fucked her pussy hard, but when I fell asleep, that bitch gave me a bloody martinez that I found when I looked in the mirror the next morning.
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