Bloody Mary!!!!!

What is Bloody Mary!!!!!?

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Also known as "TUDOR QUEENJULEP", "COCKNEY CAROL*****" and "FIVE STAR FACIENDA".

(1) Blood-red cocktail, the consumption of which results in powerful Queen Canute excitement and exclamation marks!!!!!

(2)Extremely unpleasant five starsurprise, starring naughty Queen ofEngland Mary I, who reigned from 1553 to 1558 and coined the phrase " nonstopchop chop".

"O faithful sir knight, how many did we chop off today - and what is the back logof prisoners awaiting execution?" Her Majesty enquired brightly, beckoning imperiously to her favourite courtier and spear-carrier. "We wish to be informed!Look it up, my dear Watson!"

While the erudite official was flicking through the pages of the plump volume of victims' names inscribed in ornate, cuneiform lettering, the enthusiastic monarch turned to her confidante Lady Windermere.

"All this hard work has given me quite a Watford appetite and made me extremely thirsty! Prithee, peel me a grape, angel and pour another largeBloody Mary!!!!!"

See axe-wound, chop chop, snapper, decapitation, sentry, moreish, insatiable, blood lust, first four minutes, when, in, dungeon, lettuce, rejoice, quiche, parsnip, satisfaction, Persson

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