Bloody Pelican

What is Bloody Pelican?


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A bloody pelican is when a girl is having sex with you and pulls out knife, using the knife to cut open your dick. After cutting it open she will give you a B.J. and when she is done you will have a bloodless dick.

Guy 1: "My girlfriend gave me a bloody pelican last night"

Guy 2: "How was it"

Guy 1: "Good, good, but now my dick is all flimsy and pale. Oh and dont forget it also has no blood in it"

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