Bloody Smurf

What is Bloody Smurf?


1.

Somebody who takes scissors and cuts a large cut in the palm of their hand and then takes a blue marker and sticks it in the cut, causing their hand to turn a shade of blue.

The ignorant little first grader was a bloody smurf.

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