Bloof Edit Meaning

1.

a lethargic good for nothing piece of rock that just takes up space; if punched in the belly, multi-flavored jolly ranchers pop out of his mouth. What a treat!

I'm thirty but I don't have money on me to buy a drink. Maybe if I bloofed this soda machine, goodies will pop out.

Every girl wants to marry a good boy. Make sure to study hard so you don't end up with a Bloof.

See jerk, jolly ranchers, bloof, steven, lethargic, aloof, passive, e_e

2.

v. To explode romantically

n. A romantic explosion

My computer short-circuited when I bloofed all over the keyboard.

See jizz, explode, cum, make, whale

3.

1.A word used when there is nothing else to say

2.feeling random

created in irc.americasarmy

Guest-AA5360054-I'm bored

Guest-AA5360067-bloof

See ;)

4.

The act of utterly loving google, and all of its entirety.

Dude, I totally bloof!

See bloof, google, love, totally, porn, beastiality, cum

5.

bloof: lüf n - An extemporaneous missive posted on the internet, composed by an inebriated author.

After reading Datter's latest bloof, I'm getting worried about his liver!

See syke