Bloom Edit Meaning

1.

The miraculous act claimed by some where an infintesimally small penis gets alot bigger when erect. Almost always a lie-- they usually just have a small penis.

Upon being pantsed, everyone laughed at Brandon's small wiener. He claimed it really bloomed. I for one doubted it!

See small, micro, tiny, baby, wiener

2.

1. to have sexual intercourse without a condom

2. to ejaculate on someone

"Dude, he totally bloomed her last night."

See cum, kabuki, ejaculate, splurge

3.

verb (used with an object)

to ejaculate on someone.

Note: "full bloom" refers to ejaculating directly on someone's face.

"Dude, he full bloomed her last night."

See ejaculate, cum, bukaki, jizz, splurge

4.

Nickname for the town of Bloomsburg. You know...the drinking town with a college problem. Also nickname for the college itself (Bloomsburg University).

Let's go back to bloom to hit up some parties that aren't as crazy as Penn State's.

See bloomsburg, drinking, party, boring

5.

(verb) the act of gaping a woman's anus so much that when you pull out, her innards literally 'bloom' out of her like a flower opening it's pedals. also referred to as an ass tulip.

"That chick didn't just get gaped, I made that ass bloom!"

See ass tulip, pink sock

6.

A major explosion that shapes like a flower similar to the mushroom shape like a Hydrogen makes.

"Diedara threw a clay bomb and it went *Bloom*"

See bomb, explode, boom, explosion, blast

7.

a way to state your horny

in bloom

blooming

"hey im in bloom"

"you wanna... ya know. im blooming"