What is Bloomer?
1.
A man's penis that is small when flaccid but increases greatly in size when he gets an erection. This is usually large increase in relation to the flaccid size. A man with a flaccid penis of 3 inches may easily end up with an erect size of 6-8 inches.
I may seem small now, but I'm a bloomer. Watch my flower grow.
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2.
A ignorant southern asshole, who acts like and idiot and thinks he is the best at everything when in reality everyone is making fun of his dumbass behind his back.
Hey look at that dumb ass carrying his M-4 like a raptor!!!! O its Bloomer!
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3.
a loaf of white bread. we sell it in 2 sizes, large and small. large one costs 95p and doesn't fit in the fucking bread bags.
A) how much is the large bloomer?
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big
