What is Blooming Knicker Bacon?
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The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.
Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.
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Slang term for person with a large in girth cockor tool.
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To make a situation worse for someone who's already screwed up.
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