What is Blooming Knicker Bacon?


1.

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.

See cunnilingus, oral, bloody snatch


57

Random Words:

1. A means of describing something as very old. Uses the internet slang term "zomg" coupled with "old". Can occasionl..
1. TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, dec..
1. A diseased pipe that has encounter one too many sluts. Matt's got one hell of a slutpipe. See slut, cock, whore, pipe..