Blooming Knicker Bacon

What is Blooming Knicker Bacon?

1.

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.

See cunnilingus, oral, bloody snatch

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