Bloomingfoods

What is Bloomingfoods?

a shitty hippy health food store. sells products like hemp, beans, and other hippy-ish objects of hippy-ism.

Guy1: I just got back from Bloomingfoods. Man, they have some kick ass beans there.

Guy2: Shut the hell up you goddamn hippy!

Guy1: Damn... don't be so hostile man. Can't we all just get along?

Guy2: Im going to go find my shotgun...

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