What is Bloompy?
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A name applied to someone who is a late-bloomer (someone who does things long after others do).
He is never a la mode; he is a bloompy.
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Having some poor gal (or guy) give you a blow job while you're taking a dump. Eww.
"Did you know that Gene Simmons likes to make groupies give him a bloompy?"
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