What is Bloop?
1.
It basically means absolutely nothing.
It can be used in place for a word.
It can be used to be totally freaking random.
It can be used for basically anything.
It means whatever u want it to mean.
It can be used to fill in awkward silences.
It could also be used to say something in an IM when u can't think of what to say.
It means nothing. Yet everything.
1. Person A: OMG GUESS WHAT??
Person B: WHAT!?
Person A: Bloop.
Person B: Omg Are you serious!?
Person A: Yes.
Person B: Holy Crap. :O
2. AIM buddy #1: Hey!
AIM buddy #2: Hey! What's Up?
AIM buddy #1: Not Much. How 'bout you?
AIM buddy #2: Not Much. Just chillin'
--10 minutes later--
AIM buddy #1: So...
AIM buddy #2: Yeah..
--10 minutes later--
AIM buddy #1: Bloop.
AIM buddy #2: LoL..What was that?
3. What the Bloop!?
4. Holy Bloop!!
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2.
A high flyball that falls for a single between an outfielder and an infielder. (used in baseball)
That will fall in for a bloop single.
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3.
the noise of a fish.
commonly said aloud.
Person one: BLOOP
Person two: what was that?
Person one: A FISH!
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4.
describing the utterly confused state you are in.
Person A: If you square root x and multiply that by the percentage, you'll find the answer.
Person B: BLOOOOOP!
5.
When, after eating a large amount of blueberries, you have a satisfyingly blue tinted poop. (blu+poop)
"Man, after that pint of blueberries last night, I had a great bloop this morning!"
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6.
The act of administering Ecstasy(or any controlled substance) anally.
Austin blooped three beans last night!
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7.
Sexually: The art of finishing on someone else.
Mentally: The thought of wanting to finish on someone.
Sexually: I blooped all over that chicks face last night.
Mentally: I would love to bloop on that woman.
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