What is Bloop-bloop?
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The type of (clean) bowel movement where the excrement are tiny and ball-shaped, resulting in a “bloop-bloop” sound when they break the surface of toilet water. When more of these droppings are released in a continuous and repetitive fashion, the longer the bloop-bloop will be. Some bloop-bloops are known to cause such splashes that will spray toilet water back up the rectum of the depositor. This is known as toilet backdraft.
My doodie made a bloop-bloop and tickled my asshole with cold water.
2.
putting a dudes wang in your mouth then taking it out. A quick action. bloop-bloop.
"Yo did you give that dude head? Nah girl I just bloop-blooped him. Just to give him a taste of what it's like."
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3.
Slang word used for taking a dump; shit; dookie.
Man, I gotta take a bloop-bloop.
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4.
Machine gun shits, or the rapid fire shits.
Damn nigga, i ate sum white castles and now i gotta bloop-bloop.