What is Blorblasm?
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Resilient in texture, Incessant in recurrance, a blorblasm is similar to ectoplasm in most of its physical traits but is unique to humans. It typically takes place after modern sinning,(lying to thyself) and is believed be a flushing of fatal levels of guilt and and emotional distress.
After I spent all night giving my dying aunt the cold-shoulder, I had to retire to the bathroom and deposit a few pints of blorblasm in the tub drain. This stuff doesn't fit down the toilet all at once.
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