What is Blorch?
1.
The sound that is made after one's head is shot off, and or exploded in an online first person shooter. And a commonly used taunt as well.
"Bitch! You got blorched!"
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2.
A planet home to the slaughtering rat people. Was eventually turned into a
Having successfully conquered Earth alone, Zim was assigned to Blorch in Operation Impending Doom III due to his retardedness.
3.
the sound that is made when you fist someone
When I fisten her it made a blorching sound.
4.
Slang for describing phlegm or snot.
When I had a cold, I had a lot of green blorch.
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5.
Noun: marijuana, reefer, herb, pot, weed, ganja, or any plant with THC content. Not usually associated with hashish (see chunkage or sheesh)
Verb: to light up, to smoke, or to get stoked.
"Bob & Greg brought some awesome blorch upstate, you should try some - it's delicious"
"Do you think that we can smoke any blorch inside the concert hall?"
"You better not blorch up in here, there are narcs all over the place dude"
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6.
to ejaculate forcefully often achieving a distance if many feet!
i blorched so hard on tinas face that she got stuck to the ceiling
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