Blorg

What is Blorg?


1.

Nauseated or feeling malaise. Combined derivative of blah and urgh.

I'm not sure what's wrong, I'm just feeling blorg.

2.

In an online conversation, one may say "blorg" to show he has nothing to say or is annoyed by the subject.

- Lol, do you think I should ask her out? She seemed to look interested, didn't she?

(short silence)

- Blorg

See abort, anyway, bof, bah

3.

The noise you make when you are finally convinced that a chode is not a mythical creature.

BLORG!!! Lefko's a chode!

See chode, choad, blorg, sex, head

4.

verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle

If you don't shut up I'll blorg you to death!

See Vertigo

5.

The sound the stuffed monkey makes when danny throws it against the computer monitor after brutally molesting it for 2 hours straight.

Damnit, Danny, I'm tired of hearing blorgs coming from your room all night! Quit man-handling Bylum! He can't take rape, he's a fragile monkey, you sicko!


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