Blorp Edit Meaning

1.

The sound a cat makes right at the point of expelling a lodged hairball. Usually, the lodged hairball is accompanied by a massive amount of cat vomit. Not to be confused with the hacking required to bring the hairball to the point of expulsion.

My cat blorped on the carpet! Cat: hack, cough, sneeze, choke, hack, BLORP!

See barf, cat, carpet, mess, vomit

2.

The soundmade by a marblefalling into a glass of milk.

He dropped the marble into the milk and it went *blorp.*

See bleep, bloop, blop, blurp, blerp, milk, glass, onomatopoeia, iGeek

3.

First used in Mr. Natural Comix, circa 1968...the sound made when one ejaculates into another's mouth (in Mr. Natural's case, a Big Baby). Similar to the classic Batman onomotopoea's, such as "paff" "oof" or "spwack"...only, dirtier.

Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.

Consider the following dialogue:

Robin: "Mrrrphhh!"

Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!"

*Blorp*

Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"

See cumming, spunk, baby jane

4.

Random garble made up by a random person. It is used to express boredom.

So-and-so says:

Blorp.

See Cameron

5.

An oversized, hideously ugly man or woman who leeches off of anyone around them.

I can't believe that blorp tried to steal my lunch!

See blorp, fat, lazy, ugly, obese, greed, greedy, leech, leeching

6.

The greeting noise a cat makes, either due to pleasure or merely surprise

My cat just blorped a greeting at me

7.

An exclamation made while belching

Person 1: *Blorp*

Person 2: "Good one."

See sam