Blortz

What is Blortz?

A lousy ending.

Huge drag.

Major bummer.

Bad idea.

Falling and breaking your leg is a Blortz.

What a Blortz about your car breaking down.

Having to be at work starting at 3 am is a huge Blortz

See drag, bummer, lousy, bad, fucked

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