What is Blossifer?
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An imaginary animal creature created during a math class in early 2006. Appearance is "freaking huge," hairy, and resembling a mix between a tyrannosaurus rex and a Jack Russel terrier. Used in english primarily as a filler when you can't think of anything else.
".............Hey, I want a dog."
"Well you can blow it out your ass."
"How about a blossifer?"
"WTF?"
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